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wipe standing up? 5 29.41%
wipe sitting down? 12 70.59%
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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-29-2006, 11:11 PM Thread Starter
 
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how do you wipe?*poll***

my mother used to wipe my ass when i was a kid... she would stand me up...

so in my life i thats how i did it till about 3rd-4th grade when i noticed i would get cleaner if i stay sat and kinda lifted one buttcheek.. kinda sitting sideways thus spreading the cheeks apart and getting a better wipe...


the way i think it, if you stand up your buttcheeks are hidding everything that you need to wipe out

someone just posted this on srtforums...
are you a stander?, sitter? did you recently convert?
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-01-2006, 11:21 AM
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wow. just wow.
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dude i am cracking up on all the detail..... just crakin up!!!!!
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you shoulda seen it on the srtforums... this thread took off like wild fire... everybody had something to say and it was halarious...
http://www.srtforums.com/forums/show...=311239&page=1
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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-02-2006, 09:57 AM
 
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bro... the real question about wiping is, do you reach around and go front-to-back, or do you go between the legs and wipe back-to-front?????

personaly i reach around the back and go front-to-back, thus avoiding touching your choda and the back of your balls with shitty paper. I too am a firm believer that ALL WOMEN MUST WIPE FRONT TO BACK! if a girl reaches between the legs and wipes back to front, shes gonna have a shitty vag.
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im in the military (navy) and in the blue jackets manual (navy bible) it tell you how to wipe your ass... wipe front to aft to as not to touch poop with testicles....
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This is going to be a "shitty" thread.

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im in the military (navy) and in the blue jackets manual (navy bible) it tell you how to wipe your ass... wipe front to aft to as not to touch poop with testicles....
really??? wow, good to see that others see the importance of the front to back wiping method.
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DJ... good to see ya again buddy... but you're banned! lol


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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-06-2006, 12:24 AM
 
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Hell, I dont wipe at all.... Just joking, I do the same thing as DJ, lift a cheek and front to back. I dont like shit-stained balls.
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