[dres]

(note i accidently posted this first on redline forum. haha i picked the wrong forum)


alright i'm kinda bored and the forum doesnt move very quickly so i thought i'd try and get people talking. heres a thread for ppl to post any crazy things that have happened to them while racing/cruising/plain driveing.


i'll start out with 1. hmm where to start. alright i'll start with the start of last summer. well i bought my car in may of last year, 3 days later, my best friend asked me if he could drive it. i said sure because he is the one that taught me how to drive stick. well he drives it and i tell him to take it easy cuz its not crocken in yet. well he doesnt. he launches on a high way on ramp, but he didnt remember there was a turn coming. he skid side ways and hit my front right wheel on a curb. the wheel broke right off, with the bolts still holding part of the wheel onto the car. so my 3 day old car is draging on 3 wheels . yeah i didnt have my car back for 3 weeks and $3000 in damage(my friend paid insurence). that was a good one. lesson 1 never let any one drive your baby.

 

[dres]

heres another driveing on the big cruising spot in milwaukee with my best friend and his younger brother. well i was out there one day before and a guy in a yellow asked me to join some company which i found out is a piramid scam. i said no thank ou to him, and went on my way. well while cruising with my friend we saw the same car, and asked the people in the car if they worked for the company. and they told me yes. I asked if the driver owned the car, and he said yes. I then asked if he bought the car with the money he made from the company and he said yes. I knew the real owner of the car, and told him that and he kept on making lies on how it was his. so i start driving away and the lexus pulls up next to me. my best friends brother starts talking to them, and makeing fun of the company(I was saying nothing). we keep driveing and they follow and keep talking crap. its back and forth between the guys in the lexus and the guy in my back seat. well to make a long story short, one of the guys in the lexus jumps out and punches through my back window and hits my friends brother in the face. he shattered my back window. i drive off cuz i had 3 ppl in my car(including a little 15 year old) and the lexus had 5.

well i call the cops and they tell me to come in. well i drop of my best friends brother at his house(he was breaking curfew(SP?)) and then go to the cops. well me and my buddy tell the cops what happened, and they tell us that if we file a report on the guys, they would have to arrest me for disorderly conduct. so my options are to let it go or get arrested. hmm what to do what to do. yeah the f'ers got away with it. oh and by the way all the crap that my friends brother was saying was about their job, not a single personal comment was made. yeah that night sucked

 

[87camaroPA]

About a year ago i was at the local "race spots" and most of the time we just hang out with a bunch of freinds and talk most of the time we park in the back of the Wal Mart parking lot and like 10 or so of use just hang out and have a good time. But one day i decide to drive my car out there Mistake #1. And then Mistake #2 i try to keep up with a bunch of Modded Del Sol's i my CAMARO mind you not fun they like to weave in and out of really small spaces in the high way. Mistake #3 not watching out for crazy driver's inside a parking lot. Well the end was kinda like this she came flying into the parking lot i looked and then started to pull out of my spot she came flying in there and i end up hitting her passenger rear TIRE and paint just flew off of my front bumper. I get stuck paying for it $500!! Damn that sucked she just had less damage than me. I need my front bumper re-panited and i blew my two front turn signals. But never re-painted it just used spray paint (plastic front bumper) looks the same from 5 feet away. And the only good part was that it did not affect my car Ins.
Well that is one of my crazy days driven. i could tell you all about the deer i hit with my camaro it was crazy as hell. But it would take for ever. Maybe later.

 

[CoBIZZLE]

Disclaimer: In no way is the following story an admission of guilt of evading arrest!!! I will not admit to anything! Take it how you want to, I'll not verify locations or time periods!

Comin home from school (college), in my S-10 (4 cyl) on this skinny road that is curvy at both ends but has a significant straightaway in the middle, well, I come out of the first set of curves doin bout 65 or 70, my trucks kinda slow so Im only doin about 85 (in a 35) when I get to the next set.... what happens... A PIG waddles around the curve!!! Of course I BLOW by him had NO TIME to stop, nail my brakes to hit the corner, just in time to glance back, he had stomped the ebrake slid a 180 in the middle of that skinny ass road and lit out after me!!! I was like OH SHIT!!! IM GOIN TO JAIL!!! I decide I couldnt get in much more trouble so I railed the corner doin bout 65 (love the ZQ8 suspension, near the skidpad numbers of a Z28!!) come ballin out of it all on the throttle (so Im doin about 66.2 LOL j/k) look back right before I enter the last half of the chicayne (sp?) cops roundin the corner bout 30 yds back! Im sweatin it HARD!!! I blasted this TIGHT TIGHT corner doin bout 35 SIDEWAYS!!! I was comin up on some train tracks and the drift slowed me down a lot so I had time to see the train comin!!! AND see the cop hit the corner!! I had two options: roll the stops with plenty of time to beat the train and risk the cop gettin there in time or hittin the gravel road to the right runnin parallel with the tracks and tryin to lose the heavy Crown Vic!! I went with the tracks!! Rolled em doin about 25 with the cop comin FAST then what happens......... I see his nose dive HARD right before I see the train pummel through!!!! That was one of THE BIGGEST adrenalin rushes of my LIFE!!!! My heart was beatin SO HARD!!! I was like HOLY SHIT! That was CLOSE!! I pulled over a ways down the road to the back of a park (back when I smoked) and smoked like four cigarettes!! LOL my hands were still shakin!

 

[Zenkat]

I got a couple tight stories of outrunning (outhiding) the popo..... but.... i dont think i'll post them up here

I'll just say, i'm much more careful now of what crazy ass things i do in my car.

 

[87camaroPA]

Same here man all of my stories are from last year and further back. But the one i did say about i still don't think it was my falt because i was still in the parking place i was only out of my spot by like 6 or so inches.

 

[Parallax]

well i call the cops and they tell me to come in. well i drop of my best friends brother at his house(he was breaking curfew(SP?)) and then go to the cops. well me and my buddy tell the cops what happened, and they tell us that if we file a report on the guys, they would have to arrest me for disorderly conduct. so my options are to let it go or get arrested. hmm what to do what to do. yeah the f'ers got away with it. oh and by the way all the crap that my friends brother was saying was about their job, not a single personal comment was made. yeah that night sucked

Uhh, why would you be arrested for disorderly conduct? thats kinda retarded, and if that guy punched through your rear window, either he had some brass knuckes or was on PCP, definately wouldn't want to deal with him with anything less then a large tire-iron.

Thats what I like about Arizona, its an open carry state, everyone is so much more polite.

 

[mken]

Sounds like they didn't want to deal with it. So they thew that out there to discourage any further action on dres's part. I had a former roommate suddenly disappear and take a bunch of my furniture with him one day. I called the police and the officer didn't act like he wanted to be bothered by it. He wrote up a report and gave me a case number, but never returned any of my calls after that. It was only a few hundred dollars worth of stuff, not important enough I guess.

 

[dres]

yeah the guy didnt have anything covering his hand. i dont think he knew it was there. he probably broke his hand. i hope he did, cuz he made me pay 210 and he got away.

 

[dres]

no one else has something to add?

 

[CoBIZZLE]

Oh I have others! LOL

 

[maverick007]

About ten years ago I am driving home ,I get to my development . I am on a straight road with some ups and downs, the speed limit is 25 but I'm doin 60 (yes 60) cause I was all baked (ohhh the days of the past) So I come up over the last woopty doo and what do you know...my radar makes one long BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Police sitting in an old gravel farm access road about 50 yards in front of me. I am shitting my pants and hiding my stash, so what do I do?????? I just whip it in the gravel road right next to him and stop ....roll down my window and said sorry officer (no joke) He says to me "Well , for not making me chase you down and following you I am going to tell you to SLOW DOWN , Now Get OUTA HERE (with a warning) I said THANK YOU THANK YOU and never did that again!!!! You see I dont run from police after being in my buddies 93 Cobra being surrounded by atleast 20 cop cars , being stepped on and kneed in the back by 10 police officers at the same time as they almost break my arms , I swear to god a cop had his foot on my nut sack . It hurt so f__king bad!!!! That was back in 92 when I lived just outside of Cleveland. I have never been so skeered!

 

[dres]

Oh I have others! LOL

lets hear them.

 

[CoBIZZLE]

I have one that has nothin to do with me drivin except that I was sittin in my truck at a light (this one was just funny). I was at an intersection on Highland where everybody used to ride on the weekends back in highschool. Sittin there with my windows down hollerin back and forth to one of my buddies in the next lane. Then all of a sudden BOOM this loud ass bang blasts right in front of us and then you hear all this metal grindin and shit, we look up through the sparks and what do we see?? A BRAND NEW washer AND dryer!!!! Flippin and scrapin accross the intersection, they were AAALLLLL F*cked up!! The intersection like many other intersection had a slight bump in it thats killer when you're at speed. The guy was goin full traffic speed prolly bout 40 or so in a 40, THROUGH the intersection with the new appliances UNBOXED for some reason, not tied down WITH his tailgate down!!!! The guy in the truck slams on his brakes and this other fella walkin down the road yells "DUMBASS!!!" (<===I think he was drunk). The guy stoped the truck and he's like "F*CK YOU MOTHERF*CKER!!!" They about ended up whoopin each other's asses while me and my friends are safely accross the intersection laughin our asses off, not only that they guy dumped his new shit but also that him and the other guy were fixin to scrap!! We realized this would cause trouble so bein that it was late night, and not a lot of traffic, and we're good people , we blocked off a corner of the intersection and helped him get his stuff out of the way (those damn things are HEAVY as shit too!, he did have a dolley on him so that helped a LOT!), turns out he bought em off display, for a discount, and he didnt have any tie downs.... Dont know WHY his tailgate was down I dont know what he did with them, I doubt any kind of insurance would cover that, so all I could do was feel sorry for him.... and laugh at him at the same time!

 

[mken]

I was driving down the road last week when a pickup pulling an open trailer approached from the opposite direction. All of a sudden I saw a window (from a house complete with frame) fly straight up in the air. I guess the wind got under it and tossed it into the air. All I'm thinking is "great, this is just what I need, had to replace a tire already and I guess the windshield will be next". Luckily it came down on the shoulder instead, but it seemed like it hung in the air forever. The truck kept on going, didn't slow down a bit.

 

[dres]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/carfall.wmv

 

[mken]

What a moron! And he was hanging out of the car why?

 

[dres]

they were goin around smacking little kids in the head from the car. so they were video tapeing there friend trying to smack a little kid in the head and got f'ed up

 

[CoBIZZLE]

LOL He deserved that shit!!!

 

[CoBIZZLE]

Has anybody seen the one with the guy tryin to surf his 4WD S-10 down the road and it veered to the left, he fell off the truck and the truck hit the telephone poll? That one was funny as shit too!!