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That is the stupidest thing I ever read. I mean it was funny as hell, but my God, a muffler attracts breeding females. Does that mean if I put one on my car, I'll have breeding females chasing my car?!? I mean, I don't swing that way, so I guess I won't get a flow master.

No surprise about chicks not taslking to him because he was talking on his cell phone to his friend. I never dug any of that. Whayt would talking about that stuf on a cell phone to your buddy, make chicks dig you?

I think the kids full of crap. He sounds like a nerd.
 

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lol, yeah, it was a gag article. they definately can't put "...gay as hell" or "i'm a bad as mother fucker" in a news article, not even if it was a college campus newspaper.
 

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that was the stupidest thing i ever heard of. definetly sounds like a ricer.. next the big wing will come along then playboy bunnies will come running!!! i mean come on a exhaust and a wing!!!! rolf...
 

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The sad thing is, some Honda guys really think that this is true.
 

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I think there are other reasons that you cant get women John.......

What if i strap a pair of flowmasters to the wing? Then i get mad women, right? But when my girl is around, i can take them back off so she doesnt get suspicious.
 

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Don't forget non functional hood scoops. Those add HP and probably atract the women. Put some on the roof too for even more 'boost'. :p :D
 

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Yeah, each scoop is good for a solid 5-7 hp at the wheels. Brake cooling ducts add like 4 hp too.
 
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